Well if this isn’t the best & most accurate thing I’ve ever seen.
DC Metro you are THE WORST.
"The howler monkey is the guy who calls a meeting just to avoid doing real work. He never shuts up, challenges every opinion, and opens EVERYTHING up for debate. He thinks he’s helping but he’s really just mindlessly shrieking into the jungle. Without him tigers would be inventing jet-skis. Rhinos would be speaking Japanese. Shit would get DONE."